Another set of handy JW defenses might go like this:
I joined the Army so I could use their 6 week fitness program.
I attended a Christmas party so I could leave Watchtower and Awake copies on coffee tables when nobody was looking.
I committed adultery to get some pointers on how to better satisfy my wife.
I joined the YMCA so I could use their basketball court.
We joined the UN so we could use their library.
All of the above make perfect sense to me.
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son." Dean Vernon Wormer, Faber College